!Wednesday, April 26, 2006
He's known for his cutting style of criticism.so why is simon dishing out so many good remarks lately?
(ryan seacrest's voice comes in) ladies and gentlemen, simon is sipping the happy fuel!
This is the main reason I stopped watching American Idol.
I mean, what's in his coke, man!
1. They drugged his coke.
You think Coca-cola would pay a few billion bucks just to have their coke cups displayed on the judges' desks at American Idol? It's a hush-up conspiracy, I tell you!
2. They paid him a few million dollars to shut.
No advantages to the ratings of the show though, one of the main reasons cynics and saddists like me ever watch that show is to laugh as Simon either gets very pissed or says some smart alec LOL thing at bad candidates.
3. For the sake of humanity, peace, mankind and higher good, Simon has turned over a new leaf and moral character.
Simon has realised that the world can be blessed with a kinder soul like him! What's next, him volunteering for charity or becoming a monk?
What ever it is, they better stop the problem fast.
Simon oh simon, where art thou foul mouth?
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He's known for his cutting style of criticism.so why is simon dishing out so many good remarks lately?
(ryan seacrest's voice comes in) ladies and gentlemen, simon is sipping the happy fuel!
This is the main reason I stopped watching American Idol.
I mean, what's in his coke, man!
1. They drugged his coke.
You think Coca-cola would pay a few billion bucks just to have their coke cups displayed on the judges' desks at American Idol? It's a hush-up conspiracy, I tell you!
2. They paid him a few million dollars to shut.
No advantages to the ratings of the show though, one of the main reasons cynics and saddists like me ever watch that show is to laugh as Simon either gets very pissed or says some smart alec LOL thing at bad candidates.
3. For the sake of humanity, peace, mankind and higher good, Simon has turned over a new leaf and moral character.
Simon has realised that the world can be blessed with a kinder soul like him! What's next, him volunteering for charity or becoming a monk?
What ever it is, they better stop the problem fast.
Simon oh simon, where art thou foul mouth?